(Born & Brought Up in Mumbai, Now Struggling in Bangalore)
Dear (Formerly Loving) Owner,
What. Is. Happening? I get it—you moved to Bangalore for your career growth, and honestly? I’m proud of you. Big moves, big dreams… I’m all for it. But in the middle of chasing goals, networking, and making power moves, you seem to have forgotten someone very important. ME.Your hair!
One minute, I was thriving in Mumbai’s humid embrace. Sure, frizz was a thing, but at least I was hydrated! Now? This dry Bangalore air has me dehydrated, dull, and breaking faster than your patience in traffic. The scalp was already dry, but Mumbai’s weather was best suited to it. But now, my ends are splitting like Bollywood couple breakups, my once-bouncy waves have turned into lifeless noodles, and don’t even get me started on the static. Because now, I literally shock you when you touch me.
I get that career moves matter, but so does not looking like a haystack. Hain na? If you wouldn’t survive on just one glass of water a day, why am I getting the haircare equivalent of that?!
So here’s the deal—either you step up with deep hydration, nourishment, and the TLC I deserve, or I will continue to misbehave. Expect dullness, breakage, excessive shedding, and tantrums you won’t be able to ignore. Your move.
If you actually care about me, head to beautygarage.com for a free consultation with a hair expert—because trust me, I need real solutions, not just your false promises.
Still (somehow) yours,
Your Hair (A Mumbaikar Struggling in Bangalore)
P.S. Career growth is fantastic, but taking care of me is just as important as making big life choices. Because trust me, bad hair days don’t close deals.